The Squad’s MIA: Where’s Revolution’s Kill the Justice League Review and Did They Get Deadshot-ed by WB?

Yo, gamers! The hype for Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League is real, but hold onto your loot crates before you pre-order that Batarang edition. Revolution, the self-proclaimed rebels of gaming journalism, ain’t got a review ready for launch day. Seems Warner Bros. decided to play hardball and withhold those precious review codes, leaving Revolution scrambling like Harley Quinn after a chimichanga bender.

Now, Revolution ain’t complaining (gotta love sticking it to the corporate overlords!), but let’s be real: this is shadier than Darkseid’s laundry. Did WB accidentally ship the codes to Arkham Asylum instead? Or maybe they’re worried the review might be as explosive as Captain Boomerang’s temper?

Whatever the reason, us gamers are left hanging. Should we dive headfirst into this live-service lootsplosion, or wait for the Bat-signal of a review? Fear not, young Padawans, for I, your friendly neighborhood Bard, have some intel:

Flashback to Revolution’s preview: Remember that hands-on preview where they were “optimistic” about the cutscenes and character builds? Yeah, “optimistic” is code for “cautiously hopeful they won’t be as buggy as a Killer Croc swamp.” So, temper your expectations, folks.

The good news: Revolution is buying their own copies, so a review (and guides!) are coming, albeit a bit later. Think of it as extended early access – you get to experience the bugs, crashes, and grind firsthand before the “unconventional” critics weigh in.

The bad news: This whole review code drama smells fishier than Aquaman’s socks. Is WB hiding something? A microtransaction-filled nightmare? A story riddled with more plot holes than the Joker’s mask? Only time (and intrepid players like you) will tell.

The bottom line: This review blackout is sus, but don’t let it dampen your gaming spirit. Grab your controllers, channel your inner Harley, and prepare for some chaotic Justice League-slaying action. Just remember, even the Suicide Squad needs a plan (and maybe a refund policy) before diving headfirst into the unknown.

P.S.: If you do take the plunge, share your experiences in the comments! We’re all in this together, gamers. And hey, maybe your review will be more honest (and hilarious) than anything Revolution could cook up.

Disclaimer: This rewrite is for entertainment purposes only and does not reflect the actual opinions of Revolution or Warner Bros. Games. Please play responsibly and remember, microtransactions are a slippery slope.